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Grandpa Is Gonna Sue Santa Sweatshirt | Funny Christmas Song Ugly Sweater | Retro Holiday Crewneck

Grandpa Is Gonna Sue Santa Sweatshirt | Funny Christmas Song Ugly Sweater | Retro Holiday Crewneck

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If Grandma got run over, you know Grandpa has some opinions. ⚖️🎄

This Grandpa Is Gonna Sue The Pants Off Santa ugly Christmas sweatshirt keeps the joke going with bold text in classic red and green faux knit styling. It looks like a vintage novelty sweater that jumped right out of an outrageous holiday music video.

Perfect for:

🎤 Singing along to that famous novelty song
🎉 Ugly sweater parties and white elephant exchanges
👴 Grandpa themed gag gifts
😂 Anyone who loves off beat holiday humor

The unisex crewneck cut is soft, warm, and easy to layer, so you can stay cozy while Grandpa plans his big Christmas lawsuit.

Product features:

• 🧵 Medium heavy 50/50 cotton poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
• 👕 Classic unisex crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double needle stitching
• 🌿 Tubular knit body (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
• 🎨 High quality DTG front print with faux knit ugly sweater styling and DTF inner neck labels
• ✅ OEKO TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing for comfort and quality

Available colors: 🔵 Navy, 🌑 Dark Heather, 🌲 Forest Green, 🍷 Maroon, 🖤 Black
Available sizes: S–3XL

Care instructions:
• 🫧 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
• 🚫 Use non chlorine bleach only if needed
• 🔄 Tumble dry on low heat
• 🚫 Do not iron directly on the design
• 🚫 Do not dry clean

Artwork is created by an independent designer and used under a valid commercial license. This is fan-inspired artwork and not official or licensed merchandise.

Part of the Throwback Geeks Christmas collection — where creativity, craftsmanship, and nostalgia collide.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults 

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